Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Dragon Ball Doujinshi Time Machine

Who is the animal? Wise

(source www.asylumitalia.it)

Striking cat with 50 bullets, doctors can save

Rosie is a lucky cat. E 'success, in fact, survive 50 bullets that were fired upon with an air gun. A cruel attack, what was the victim, and at the end which the animal had completely bloodied. The bullets, among other things, are all entered into his body. The cat, two years, was immediately rescued and taken by veterinarians, Guisborough (Cleveland). The doctors, unfortunately, only 20 were able to extract the bullets for fear of them too badly. This means that for the rest of his life will live with thirty bullets scattered around his body. The lady, who is obviously upset by this cruel act, is convinced that the cat was tied, and then targeted with a gun. "I am furious about this terrible brutality. I can not believe that someone could be so cruel," she says. Police are conducting an investigation, to get to identify those responsible.

sprinkle cat with flammable liquid and set fire

Another act of violence against animals, born from the perverted minds of some Americans. The protagonist of this story, coming from Grand Rapids, Mich., is called Hadley, and a cat than a year and a half. The voluntary association (the "Humane Society") found him on the street, in a desperate condition. Someone had set fire, after having covered with flammable liquid. The cat, understandably, was in a bad way: he had third degree burns on his ears, neck, back and legs. Risks losing both ears. The staff of the facility in which it is cured, it isolated from other animals, and are trying to cure all infections caused by burns. "His condition is stable but serious - they tell the vets who follow him - and keep it in intensive care for a long time. It will take months and months of care, and hundreds of dollars on drugs to give him a chance to heal." Meanwhile, the game is hunting down perpetrators of this cruel act: the association has launched an appeal to anyone who can offer useful information to find them (is also offered a reward).

Only a favor .... if by chance you find them sti bastards, bring them me!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Ankle Surgery Crutches

VS Stupid

few days ago, going on Facebook, I noticed that the status of one of my friends (thanks Ariane) reported an aphorism of William Shakespeare which says "The wise man knows he is stupid is stupid Instead he believes to be wise ". A few days after walking into a colleague, I noticed hanging cupboard with two sheets of paper that reported as many as one of the aphorisms on the duality wise-fool. E 'Rabbi Bunam and reads as "The fool says what he knows, the wise man knows what he is saying" .
Now, I do not know if the fact of finding two words, for example along my way I be interpreted as a warning or a suggestion, the fact is that I got the curiosity to look how many other people have their say on this subject and here is what I found.

"The wise do not need tips. Fools do not take into account" - Benjamin Franklin
'wise man' are more useful to fool his enemies that his friends " - Baltasar Gracian
" Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish " - Marco Fabio Quintilian
"The fool runs after the pleasures of life and it shows deceived the wise man avoids evil" - Arthur Schopenhauer
"fools to the examinations are often questions that the wise can not answer" - Oscar Wilde
"The man has collected all the wisdom of his predecessors, and look how stupid" - Elias Canetti
"Even the most miserable man is able to discover the weaknesses of the more worthy, no matter how stupid it able to discover the errors of the wisest " - Theodor Adorno Wiesengrund
" Wise people talk because they have something to say. Those silly because saying something " - Anonymous
" Incredulity is the wisdom of fools " - Josh Billings
" A fool does not say that word does not differ from a wise man who is silent " - Moliere
"The stupidity of the clever, the awkwardness of the fine, where they root? In the wild frenzy of imitation " - Hugo von Hofmannsthal
" A fool sees not the same tree that the wise man sees " - William Blake
" The stupidity comes from having an answer for everything. Wisdom comes from having, for everything, a question " - Milan Kundera
" The heart a fool is in his mouth but the mouth of the wise is in his heart " - Benjamin Franklin
" The essays draw lessons from fools than fools from the wise, as wise to avoid the mistakes of fools, but fools do not imitate the successes of the wise " - Cato

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Luggage Storage At Rio International Airport

Survival Manual alcoholic

1. Symptom: Feet cold and wet
- Cause: You have grabbed his glass at an angle of not taking proper
- Solution: Turn the glass until the open end stays upward

2. Symptom: Feet warm and wet
- Cause: you pissed
- Solution: Go to dry in the nearest toilet

3. Symptom: The opposite wall is full of lights
- Cause: You've fallen back
- Solution: Move your body 90 degrees to the floor

4. Symptom: The mouth is full of cigarette ash
- Cause: you have fallen in the face with an ashtray
- Solution: spit all over and rinsed her mouth with a good gintonic

5. Symptom: The floor is dark and faded
- Cause: You're looking through the empty glass
- Solution: Fill the glass with a good gintonic

6. Symptom: The floor is moving
- Cause: You are dragging on the ground
- Solution: demand at least where you are bringing

7. Symptom: reflection of your face staring at you from the water
- Cause: You have your head in the toilet and you're trying to throw up
- Solution: Put your finger (in throat)

8. Symptom: you hear people talk about producing a mysterious echo
- Cause: You are holding the ear cup
- Solution: Stop being the clown

9. Symptom: The club is moving a lot, people are dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
- Case: six by ambulance
- Solution: Do not go anywhere possible coma ethyl alcohol and congestion.

10. Symptom: Your dad is very strange and all your brothers are watching you with curiosity
- Cause: you were wrong house
- Solution: wonders if they know where you live

11. Symptom: A huge fire light blinds you view
- Cause: You're drunk on the street ... days and is already
- Solution: cap, croissant and a good night's sleep.